The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) Dir.: Peter Jackson
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
So my brothers are 15 and 16 and recently saw something on tv where a guy spilled hot sauce on his crotch and it burned. So the 15 year old decided to try putting Taco Bell fire sauce on his penis to see how much it hurt. He is now writhing around on he floor in pain and all I can do is sit and laugh at him. IM NOT EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS!
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
Where does Marvel FIND these people?
Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”
surprisingly well done